brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via tittypryde)

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

(via femmeprince)

liasangria:

things I like:

  • drawing
  • terrible puns
  • myself

things I dislike:

  • drawing 
  • terrible puns
  • myself

(via pinkseachels)

dapperalbinobudgie:

instagrarn:

goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

goodnight nerd

(via thisismymoon)

theladymonsters:

characters who have never had families building found families are very important to me

characters who have never had friends forging their first friendships are very important to me

(via clintbartons)

johndarnielle:

chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

the perfect photoset

Timestamp: 1413830541

johndarnielle:

chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

the perfect photoset

godden:

confirmed

(via monosexuals)

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godden:

confirmed

(via monosexuals)

todallison:

so, like, a horror game where the only light in the entire game is from the protagonist’s light up sneakers

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